Day One
Friday, January 10th 2010
For some reason Kensey thinks our flight boards at 11:10. Well, it leaves at 10:10… as we discover as we hear our names in combination with ‘Last boarding call!!’ coming over the intercom. Hahahhaha. Holy, holy. What a morning… J and what a way to start the trip.
Virgin Air is ridiculous. Purple lighting. Black leather seats. White trim everywhere. They gave us phenomenal oversized headphones that I’m using now.
We have chat conversations from chair to chair. You can ‘poke’ you neighbor on their screen and then ‘text’ between seats.
Arrive in Beverly, MA. In the snow. Dressed as californians. Have a Cranberry-Vodka (which will become the drink of the trip. Why? Hm… its tart?). Talk with Kirsten, about love.
Saturday, January 9th , 2010.
Day two of trip.
We roamed around downtown (Beantown) w/Kirsten, who we are staying with. She is redhead #3. 3 red heads, all 5’8” and early 20's. Walking round downtown Boston… God, it’s cold.
Bettina: “You don’t want to go to church tomorrow do you?”
Kensey: (long pause/weird look) “…uh… were we invited or something?”
Quote, overheard while standing on Sam Adam’s grave: “You don’t have
to be mad at her, just because she wasn’t thankful for the kidney.”
Sam Adams beers were in our hands before our scarf’s were off our
necks, as we walked in the Boston pub Saturday night. These boys think
we are a redheaded lesbian couple going to Harvard.
Day three
Digging our car out of the snow while still buzzey from the night before.
We’re talking three feet of rock hard, old, grungy snow.
WEMB: W = Wedding. E = Engagement. M = Marriage. B =
Bride/Bridesmaid. Those words were in every other sentence.
Rolled number #1, and of course, met the downstairs neighbor while
doing so.
b.good, organic veggie-nut burgers, Newbury Street, Boston.
Bettina’s scarf looked like a purple, oversized octopussy. Gave boys
absolutely brilliant ideas for good pick-up lines at every bar.
There are NO gay men ANYWHERE on the east coast. We met our first one
and had a party. Kensey spots at least 50 undercover though… J
The best soapy/salty hand scrubs of our lives on Newbury Street at Sabon
Soaps.
January 11, 2010, Monday, 8:55 ECT
Day Four
The Atomic Café … the best coffee known to man. Epic hipsters.
Last night, we invited Scott (the downstairs, 2nd floor neighbor) up for a
drink. We knocked on his door every 20 minutes… for, hm, quite awhile.
Finally around 11:00pm he was home. He brought over beer J we all
thought he was so, so sweet… a nurse who plays guitar. We were trying
to connect him with the adorable roommate that Kirsten lives with. And,
as it turns out, the roomie was ‘pleasantly surprised’ by him J … let’s
hope that one keeps moving along. Nobody likes to sleep alone. J
The roommates are chillers and Kensey becomes convinced every other
man we meet is just not out the closet yet.
We both woke up dreaming and thinking about food! (Actually, we woke
Up dreaming about the same things most days). 6:00am, breakfast at
Stephy’s diner with David Denison and split a veggie omelet/cinnamon
Vienna French toast.
Quote: “Our ETA is 4:57 PM” …. Drive #1, here we go. Destination:
Washington DC.
Kensey’s kids names: Rowan & Ruby.
Mine? Hahahahaha, Constantin, Bayard and Alexandra. Maybe a Phillip and an Aurora.
Quote, text to Chris: “Jersey Shore Guido Bitch!!!” … cruising through the
scenery of the Jersey Shore.
Quote, man at the gas station: “You all sisters? Cuz you sure look like it!’
… we went with it. From there on, we were related.
Breakfast with David. Lunch with Jacqui. Dinner with Ronnie/Hailey.
January 14, 2009 – Savannah, GA
Quote, walking the river boardwalk: ”Those are some good-lookin briches
those girls are wearing!” …. We were in matching pair of black leggings.
Pralines on the boardwalk.
Espresso Gallery has a selection of 150 loose leaf teas. Did you know that they make pan-fried teas? Ginseng Black wins.
Marc Jacobs sells multi colored, designer condoms.
Kensey bought four dresses.
The Paris store, it broke my heart. Pure joy and great French perfume.
Zunzi’s belongs to a sweet South African man, with a beautiful four-year-old daughter, from Johannesburg.
Beautiful two-year-old Wilhelmina with curly brown locks and cutest, most
joyful eyes of our lives. Her dog’s fur color matched her hair.
Being photographed by Allie Morris. Who’s kitchen has a black and white
checkered floor.
Falling in pink, fuzzy socks on slippery wooden stairs.
Quote, (which should be your new pick-up line): ‘Wow, you look just like
the girl I lost my virginity too!’
Made friends with the DJ who opened for Girl Talk at a bar called Seed, Savannah GA.
The Rail has great Guinness.
Quote: ‘Promise, only one beer.’
Girls in the bar discussing how they wanted to sleep with the girl in the painting.
A grad student in Savannah informed us that we were in fact not sisters, apparently our different cheekbone structure gave us away. We totally dumbstruck. He was a grad student who studied ‘beauty and female objectification in video games’… go. figure.
Quote, …oh Allie: ‘Stop thinking about him! But, uh, why didn’t you get his information?’
Mind reading, of course. Always. We may actually need a gene check.
Gnarly late night conversation about the ethics of cheating in relationships.
Quote, somewhere in Texas: “Neither of us could have picked a better girl to go on this trip with”.
Drink of the trip: Cranberry vodka. Music of the trip: rap. Favorite meal: breakfast.
FLOWERS, MISSSISIPPI.
Spent some time in front of a lovely little church in this quaint, itty-bitty town.
Saw a wolf in the clouds
Somewhere in Texas
Wearing the ‘Wifey’ shirt, (print of your sexy wife and a bottle of vodka), in bible country while noting an interesting buffet dinner in the gas station.
Being relationship counselors to old and new friends. Phone calls as we drive.
Getting people.
Kensey is a thinker and a rocket ship.
The Dalai Lama talks about science.
Long, long drives. Beautiful, long straight roads.
The value of thinking deeply. Quietly.
James, the old Volvo, hits 110mph pretty well. We speed in teams.
‘Where are we?’
Sketchy McDonalds wouldn’t give us water.
Texts coming in from a salsa bar in Hong Kong. Received while listening to the WildCat Club mix in a Volvo somewhere in Texas.
Kensey: “I can see why it’s so religious out here, what else do you have to do?”
Bettina: “Read the Bible or speed.”
Since when are there kosher vending machines???
This whole trip we owe to seeing Sean Hayes in concert.
Street & Place Names
Rowanty Creek.
Stinky Creek.
Chunky River.
Canoochee River.
Oconee River.
Chattahoochee River.
Cheacha State Park.
Moody Odenville, AL.
Talladega, AL.
Bossier City.
Skeet’s BBQ, ‘All you can eat!’
Billboards
JOHN 3:16
Jesus apparently talks to you through billboards. About half were signed ‘God’.
‘Hunting Convention. This thing is legendary.’
Bumper Sticker & License plates
‘Don’t Ram it, Stroke it’ … back of a big Chevy truck.
‘God, Guns & Guts’ … on another massive truck.
‘RUNUOVR’ … oversized truck #3. … each of these trucks has a US Army sticker on it.
‘I AM TOFF’ … truck #4
Trucks with bull horns on the top.
Trips To Take
Portland Road Trip: Salem, Capitola, Big Sur, Yosemite, Sierra Nevada, Redwood Parks
Zion: Grand Canyon
Italy & Scotland: Naples, Rome, Quiqueterre, Montevecchio, Capri, Anacapri, Naples
New Zealand & Australia
Motorcycle trip across America: